cheers big ears

An Australianism associated with drinking: When you're about to take a drink, you say "cheers big ears". There are two usual responses: "same goes big nose," or "up your nose with a rubber hose."

(At the pub after raising your glass)

You - "Cheers big ears"

Me - "same goes big nose"

(Followed by a wink and a big long quenching gulp of your drink)

by Ryan83 March 9, 2008

pull your ears

Used to tell somebody to "get their head out of their ass" when the situation is such that it is not appropriate to actually say the phrase.

Boss to employee: Hey Tom, pull your ears, the copier isn't even turned on.

Husband to wife at family reunion: Honey, pull your ears you left the casserole at home.

Two people whispering in church: The preacher needs to pull his ears. Jesus wasn't married to Eve.

by a_brief_expert July 16, 2008

elephant ears

A common phrase in baseball, elephant ears are simply when the pockets of a player's pants are seen outside of their slits (which happens often to back pockets which are in no way attached to the inside of the pants). Phrase made most popular by Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow, San Francisco Giants TV broadcasters.

After sliding into second, Barry Bonds developed two elephant ears.

by Buck47 August 23, 2006

Mickey Mouse Ears

When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.

The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.

by KDUBAKAKZA June 22, 2011

dick-ears

n. A person disliked. Insulting name for a person, such as "dick-head".

What's up, dick ears?

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

beagle ears

male version of female cameltoe; ie. when a guy's pants are so tight, you can see the bulge of his genitalia hanging on either side of the tops of his legs.

Roger has some serious beagle ears...those pants must be from high school.

by Kkerst September 21, 2008

Ears

Annoying weasel who listens into your conversations and then joins in with half-assed unwanted opinions.

Me: Did you see Ears butting into my private chat earlier?
Her: Yeah, Ears is super annoying.

by Bruce Wee July 14, 2021