Eminem 

One of the greatest rappers EVER , second only to 2Pac. He's just himself and isn't a fake poseur like some rappers (I.e Game, Vanilla Ice, Rick Ross, Bow wow). His lyrical content is often violent and is stupid funny. He is the funniest rapper EVER. Marshall Mathers LP is one of the best CD's I've ever owned and still gets frequent spins despite it being nearly 10 years old. Too bad his new album sukx =(

Example 1:

Boy: Hey, babe have u heard "Kim" by Eminem?? It's sooo fucking funny.. Not only that but it really inspires and motivates me, u knw?

Girl: what? Inspires and motivates u how?? Its about him commiting homicide isn't it?

Boy: I just hope u never cheat..

Girl: ........

Boy: yeah...

Example 2:

Me: oh la la Eminem sure is one sexy dood..

My gay friend: I know....when I was 12 I would fantasize about him while I masturbated...

Me:.... :-/

My gay friend: I used to imagine him raping me..

Me: ........

My gay friend: All this dirty talk is turning me on. I think I'll go listen to his cd and rub one out

Me: o.O

Eminem by IHateYouXoXo May 10, 2009

Eminem 

No doubt one of the greatest rappers ever. People think hes trash because hes white but listen to his songs. Hes not like these black rappers (not racist) that sing about drugs and money. Since hes white of course he has to actually rap real music! Modern rappers just talk slow and have NO SKILL! Just because they can hold their crotch and say swag in every sentance dosnt meen there good.

bob: Did u hear that new eminem song?

Typical white person: NOOO he sucks hes garbage! Chris brown ftw!

Eminem by MuffinGarbage October 23, 2009

eminem 

The most popular and richest wigger that will ever live.

eminem is popular, and rich.

eminem by The Dirty Pirate Whore August 21, 2008

Eminem 

An idiot Rapper from Detriot, Michigan. Also known by real name Marshall Mathers, or his unfunny unintelligent dumb alter-ego "Slim Shady". He is the one that started the whole annoying "wigger" trend back in 1999, and music in general has gone down hill ever since.

white boy Mike: Heeeey, lets all dye our hair blond, wear hoodies and talk like a ghetto black dude, that way we can be be considered tough cool guys like Eminem!!!
Mikes white friends: Awwww, that'd be awesome, we'd get so many chicks, mannn, lets do it. Hey, I know, lets drop out of school too, and do drugs, and bust some rhymes ourselves. We can be just like Slim Shady!!

Eminem by Metalhead83 November 16, 2011

Eminem 

The gayest white boy rapper, he was proceeded by Vanilla Ice, but un like Vanilla ice, Eminem has really skinny girl arms. It looks like he has aids and pretends he is black, (probably because his own race disowned him).

Did you see that Eminem white boy with those sissy girl arms acting a fool with his pants hanging down like that when he was at a truck stop giving head in a bathroom.

Eminem by Shizziyzzer October 14, 2011

eminem 

the hottest man ever
omfg he is so hot kim mathers is such a fuckin' crak head to cheet on em' every 1 thinks he is bad cause hes white i want to tell lthem all 2 fuck them self heheheh

i love emienm he is so hot

eminem by marshall mathers new wife July 15, 2008

Eminem 

A wigga. But still a fairly good rapper.

Eminem dresses like he's black but still raps good.

Eminem by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008