Dwarf

A little cunt 4ft tall.

A dwarf is a gnome, only he's alive.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

by schraderpaul April 1, 2022

Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel

An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).

Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable

by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020

filthy dwarf

When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.

"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"

"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"

by Schleiermacher December 5, 2016

Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe

When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.

I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.

by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025

Shnarkling Dwarf

A goofier word, that isn’t swearing, for the word sh!t, that I made up in my head.

When you mess up at something and people are around, use “shnarkling dwarf” instead.

by Derpman248 December 17, 2023

Dwarf Wrecking Ball

A dwarf with massive muscles.

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball

by Bonk police September 7, 2023