Chattahoochee Impact Driver

When you're laying some pipe in the bedroom and you begin to forward thrust and spin yourself on your penis with a strong sudden rotational force (like that of a break dancer). This force can allow you to spin hands free like an impact drill going out of control.

You gotta give her the old Chattahoochee Impact Driver if you want to get a second date.

by Kakophony May 20, 2020

God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022

asian driver no survivor

The phrase used when an asian gook slope is seen on the road.

lifelong: Oh shit, there's an asian on the road! I think it might be bobbyjoedoodle.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.

by polrs September 24, 2019

italian pile driver

1. When you have hard fast intercourse with a girl, and as a result, her cum soaks the sheets of the bed.

shamus: why is my wifes bed so wet?

Italo: I gave your wife an italian pile driver, she was relly hungry for cock!

shamus: what can i say I'm Irish! At least I have a long tongue!

by Shamus Mac May 12, 2007

Wooden Driver

A specialist antique driver used by world class golfers. Specifically designed to send an agonising recoil up through your hands when contact is made with the ball (which isn't very often due to the ergonomic putter head) Recommended for ranges of 150 Yards and under. Great for pee rollers and low drives.

John "Are you jealous of my wooden driver?"
Andrew "Yes..." (He replies with a sad face knowing all the bank in the world will not acquire him such a weapon)

by Shanelovdahoop15 April 5, 2017

driver's arm

n. Refers to the left arm's being burned or more tan than the right, as long as the driver is from the majority of countries where people drive on the right side of the road.

His farmer's tan gradually became driver's arm after he quit farming and started truck driving.

by luvswerds July 4, 2009

bus driver

An individual who drives passengers to and from school but unfortunately does not receive any reimbursemnt from said "passengers". This individual receives much grief from his peers due to his countless hours of time wasted driving the bus without anything to show for it. Weapon of choice is usually a green Jeep Wrangler bearing the plates DRDLAX.

"L and J throw me a freckin bone here" said the angry Bus Driver

by bigpoparay December 13, 2008