Draco Malfoy

A hot ass motherfucker who is my boyfriend not yours and gets mad when someone says potter not Pottah also I’m pretty sure his father never here’s about it

Draco Malfoy is my boyfriend

by Kara Crawford March 10, 2021

draco malfoy

someone i would die for that doesn't exist. also someone i am in love with

i just want to hold draco malfoy's cold hands.

by i<3vinnie November 10, 2020

Draco Malfoy

A boy that you meet in hogwarts that makes you life hell. Also looks like trash snobby and very ugly.

Draco malfoy made my life hell.

by GirlLikeAPearl June 11, 2021

draco malfoy

a character from harry potter that all 13 year olds are crushing on bitch hes 30 now get over it

emily: omg draco malfoy is sooo cute i love himmm tom felton: bitch im 30 now that was 10 or 20 years ago

by period sweetie November 23, 2020

draco malfoy

ugly mf who should drink poo

person 1: do u like draco malfoy or dicaprio better
dicaprihoe 1: leonardo dicaprio ofc

by dumb.skittle January 02, 2021

draco malfoy

Draco Malfoy is a dangerously unattractive character in the movie series Harry Potter.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.

Person 1: omg omg draco malfoy is so hot
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him

by grungehippie December 01, 2021

Draco Malfoy

The hottest, cutest, most beautiful person ever.
The rival of Harry Potter.
Slytherin Prince 🤚🏽

Friend 1: Hey, I have a new crush!
Friend 2: Oh, who?
Friend 1: Draco Malfoy!
Friend 2:….Ew!
Friend 1: I hate you.

by Yassified hot cheetos August 24, 2022