Dored

entirely ignored by a previously good friend after asking them out

"What happened? Did you ask her out?"
"Yeah, I did and she dored me. Hasn't said a word to me in weeks."

by galatea January 14, 2006

i-dozer

A computer program that uses brain waves to simulate the sensations of various drugs. It's not intended to feel like the actual drug but to stimulate the brain to release the natural chemicals that make you feel good (like dopamine). Best if used with headphones, just relax and close your eyes. It is intended to suggest to your mind to release the chemicals that make you feel good. But you have to be willing to let it do that. At most, it can only do to you, what you expect it to do.

I listened to i-dozer and I feel more relaxed now.

by MsCtrl January 24, 2009

bull dozer

The bull dozer is performed when a guy is hittin' some chick from the back. Once deep in the action, the guy pulls the chick's arms behind her back(so she falls face down on the bed)and pushes her.
Now from here you have some options(but not limited to): Pushing her around the bed. Ramming her head into the wall, or my personal favorite, Pushing her right off the bed!

Hey Jim, I was beatin' this chick up last night and I gave her The Bull Dozer face first into the tile floor!!! Yeah, umm, I had to take her to the hospital.

by lambskin December 15, 2008

Jay's Dozen

12 jelly donuts, 12 strips of bacon, 12 packs of jelly beans and 12 cans of PBR. Called a Jay's dozen bc he uses them as an enticement to get indecently large women back to his bedroom. The trap starts by getting the targeted woman (180lbs min) drunk on the 12 cans of PBR. Jay then gives them the 12 jelly donuts, practically taking them into a coma. He then lays out the 12 jelly beans in a trail to his bedroom. At which point they find 12 strips of bacon in bed. Game over.

"Yo, you see that hog doing the walk of shame from Jay's room this morning?"

"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."

by His Majesty the King November 22, 2011

Dozer

A person who toils mindlessly at the same mundane endeavors as their forefathers without ever seeking to alter their course or advance their processes in anyway. (from HBO's Fraggle Rock, Dozers perpetually built and rebuilt structures for the Fraggles to devour)

The dozers can't seem to grasp the idea because it wasn't listed in the manual.

by Ripley1 September 29, 2006

playing the dozens

1.A pursuit, native to Southside black youths, the prime practioners thereof, in which each attempts to outwit the other by deriding him with a greater and more prodigious succession of epithehs
2."oneupmanship"
3.Metaphorically-any two(or more) individauls who publicly exchange epitheths or have a public(esp.ongoing) altercation(particularly as a juxtapasisiton descrbing those who have probably never in their lives been on the South Side)

1.The two friends played the dozens.
2.Politician X played the dozens with Politican Y.

by Amy Allen December 27, 2004

dopedee

A person who acts with absolutely no common sense.

That dopedee moron just couldn't figure out that the round ball wouldn't fit in the square hole.

by watdafux June 7, 2009