doof

Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's

That doof needs to take his weekly bath. His body odor is as foul as his breath today

by GazintA December 10, 2012

Doof

A vape

Yo, Miller pass me the doof

by Shmieg November 29, 2021

Doof

Name of love given to a boy when he willingly screws up repeatedly, to signify that he is being stubborn but his father still loves him.

"Hey Doof, how about next time we don't take our $75 Buzz Lightyear in the bath tub?"

by Wordyman February 6, 2010

Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious

Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.

by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020

Doofing

when a girl by the name of megan wants to have sex, she'll ask if you want to doof around

"hey, we should be doofing right now""

by popcorng February 28, 2018

Doof

A penis fart. Usually making the sound of a balloon deflating, stronger doofs make a pop sound.

Yo my dick hurts i just let out the biggest Doof of my life might need to go to the hospital.

by karsonvmilli April 8, 2019