Dont be so Mayo

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One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.

-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-

To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, Boring, or Bland. In other words, Dont be so Mayo!"

Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."

Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"

Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"

Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
by johnny mc awesome February 09, 2011
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What it dont do

it means im doin whatever its is im not doin, also kind of like none of ure buisness... when someone asks you WHAT IT DO? u reply WHAT IT DONT DO.... just means im doin every thing that im not doing. its saposed to be kind of a smart remark.its sorta used when u dont want someone to know what it is that u are exactly doin.....
Kevin: What it Do?
Jennifer: What it dont do.
by Jennifer aka NINI April 02, 2006
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nigga dont hate

Don't hate For Not having My Swag
by therealhabib98 January 29, 2014
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dont fuck around

When you don’t play about what you represent or do.
You seen Zoe pull up in the Bentley truck ? Dont fuck around he not playing .
by 1onlyzoe October 17, 2020
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dont finger the nigger

dont finger the nigger because if you fingered my nigger and now shes claiming rape...i just remembered, she has no rights because she a filthy woman and a niggerdyke.
by the straight james charles December 02, 2019
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dont do drugs

A saying made to inform to not do drugs. Don't do drugs, kids.
Man 1: Dont do drugs.
Everyone: yeah ur right
by A creeper with a passion May 04, 2021
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dont have a spasm!

don't get too excited!
wen in a situation that isnt verry funny, but one unecessary person thinks it is and laughs uncontrollably... that wud be an oppertunity to say this.
by lemon December 30, 2004
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