Ditchy McAbandonpants

Pathetic loser who leaves his friends in the lurch when they needed him most. This saying may have been spawned in 2005 by the children's cartoon, "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".

Character 2 is attacked by a monster and his friend bugs out instead of staying to help him. After #2 gets stomped, Character 1 walks up and asks:
Character 1: "Are you ok??"
Character 2: "Sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) No thanks to Ditchy McAbandonpants here."

by Chilingo December 21, 2005

Ditcher

A beer or a mixed drink made or opened for the ride home after a bonfire or a party. One that may put you in the ditch.

Dave: hey man, have a safe drive home!

Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!

by Dovehunter2 June 12, 2018

Dinner and Ditch

The phrase used to describe a female who agrees to go out on a date with a male, the female has no interest in the male, but agress to go out on the date for a free meal. This can be repeated as necessary until the oblivious male figures it out or is usually ditched immediately. Note: This is not to be confused with a prostitute, there is usually no exchange of sexual relations.

Female A: Eww that ugly guy just asked for you number and you gave it to him?
Female B: Yeah duh, it's going to be a dinner and ditched
Female A: Hahah what a loser

by Crystal K April 18, 2008

Doorbell Ditch

It's another name for ding dong ditch; the act of ringing an unsuspecting citizen's doorbell and running for your life. In order enhance the doorbell ditch experience you should find a clever hiding spot and observe the priceless reaction of your victim. A getaway car is optional if you're that much of a pussy.

Kid: "Duuude, I DARE you to doorbell ditch that guy's house."
Kid's Friend: *Giggles* (Rings doorbell and runs, hides)
Grandpa: (Sprinting outside at snail pace) "I'll get you crazy kids!"

by PsychicJellyfish November 25, 2013

ditch the bitch

a phrase you use when you need to exclude somebody out of your group

"Yo, jimmy's coming with us at the movies?"
"nah, let's ditch the bitch"

by IDoPython December 15, 2014

ditch it

When your runnin from the cops with drugs on you and you throw it out

person 1 "dude you still got that weed on you" person 2 "ya" person 1 "dude ditch that shit"

by AllAmericanPIMP May 25, 2004

Jiz Ditch

1) What you call a twat you only use for sex.
2) A derogatory term for a girl you nutted in.
3) The proper term to use when cum and vagina are in union.

Hey, your jiz ditch is a little full.

by Kenneth G May 8, 2007