dial 0

no fucks given

when they ask me for my number i dont hit em with the digits. i just tell em "Dial 0 that's how many fucks are given"

by karab March 30, 2015

Dialrea

A condition held by those who make frequent phone calls

The phone company should pay her medical bills- she has unrelenting dialrea

by Oliverlola September 23, 2016

Denala

She is a once in a lifetime kind of person. The most beautiful, beautiful girl you'll ever know. Blink, and you might never get to see her anymore. If you meet a Denala, make sure you hold her tight, because she will give you an experience like no other.

I love my Denala.

by mistermellow November 25, 2021

/Dialogue start

Commonly used online by attractive males to indicate the want to start a conversation

“Yo dude I think your wife is cheating on you /Dialogue start”

by DonnySean October 15, 2023

nose dial

1. n. A misdialed phone call made when one is using the nose to dial a phone number instead of the fingers. This situation often arises when one is wearing gloves, rendering one's fingers useless with touchscreen technology.

2. v. To dial a phone number with one's nose.

Sorry Mom - nose dial. Good to talk to you, though.

by Miss Dial January 2, 2011

Nut Dial

Much like a butt dial, this happens by accident and often the caller is unaware of having done so. The nut dial is typical in two situations:
1. Phone in front pants pocket and catches nut shift.
2. Phone resting on car seat between legs and gets sack dragged.

Dude, I think you butt dialed me yesterday. I finally hung up.

Nah man, I probably nut dialed you. I had my phone on the seat while we were offroading.

by abrasive personality September 4, 2011

taint dial

when shitting in a public restroom, one may be afraid to rest your phone on a strange surface. the only other option is to rest it in your underwear as a safety net. depending on how the long the wipe takes, one may forget to remove the phone. once the pants are pulled up and snug, you may dial the phone with your taint

Damien: "i was on the toilet so long the other night, i forgot i rested a mean game of angry birds on my drawers. wouldn't you know when all was said and done, i taint dialed my mom. plus, the phone smelled like burnt tacos for a week."

butt dial
pocket dial

by luvitwenucallmebigpasta July 17, 2012