diddle-ass

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A whole new way of looking at things.

Man...diddle-ass has a whole new meaning.

by i <3 the scottish messiah August 03, 2004

diddle soup

soup consisting of many penis's
usually said when you are guttered or annoyed and missed out on something

'you didnt win'
"oh diddle soup...."

by piddledickmotherfucker November 24, 2008

piddling-diddle

"The extreme art of diddling your piddle to extract white root juice, from your butt"

"(Damn! Get Out My Butt!) I am piddling-diddle right now... can I call you back?"

by Souless Rage November 24, 2003

suicide dj diddle

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch. Once reaching climax they call their parents in. And try to squirt farther then a a camel can spit before her parents enter her room.

I did a suicide dj diddle last night and now my parents are taking me to a therapist.

by The dog diddler December 06, 2021

Piddly Diddle Department

Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.

"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"

by SpringLoaded July 14, 2003

high dum diddle

a nursery rhyme chant used in poems or stories usually portraying someone singing or chanting it.

"he sang high dum diddle as he played on his fiddle"

by hi__13 May 23, 2019

diddling my pooter

to finger your cooter.

thinking of john's penis made me start to diddling my pooter

by POPinMY eye December 16, 2007