worse than dial-up

Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.

Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service

I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up

by mysticalbaby February 20, 2017

turn the dial

Adjective: not a negative or positive but rather a way to move past a moment.

Turn the dial, if you bout to wild out, flip the script quick, before you bust em in the mouth.

Turn the dial, because its's Friday at 5, just got paid , so its time to get live.

by Born2lead November 1, 2015

drunk dial

an annoying, unwarranted phone call from typically a male pursuer of females, after having too many alcoholic drinks.

After he came from the bars, he drunk dialed me five times!

by sara long February 18, 2004

Dick dial

The act of while driving, you put your phone on the seat in between your leg and your member calls one of your contacts.

"Hey man you called, what's up?" "Oh my bad, I must've Dick Dialed you again "

by HOOKER328 May 24, 2016

fart dial

When a mobile phone is placed in the back pocket near the anus and a fart accidentally dials a contact in the phone.

ring...ring...ring...
"Hello?"
pffftttt....
"Dammit! Mom fart dialed me again!"

by JerBearGRR November 8, 2016

Deep Dial

Shoving a phone up someone's asshole and constantly calling the number.

I wanted to try something new for my birthday, I had no idea my girl would Deep Dial me though.

by Corn Hungis May 28, 2018

Drunk Dial

A phone call made under the influence of alcohol with the object over getting relations.

You are at a bar one night, and remember a hot person that you have met before, you dial with the intention of interaction sexually. This would be a drunk dial.

by hollis May 24, 2004