HOOKER328's definitions

Dick dial

The act of while driving, you put your phone on the seat in between your leg and your member calls one of your contacts.

"Hey man you called, what's up?" "Oh my bad, I must've Dick Dialed you again "

by HOOKER328 May 24, 2016

Cyber sniper

A person who, while in reality is meek and cowardly, takes out his or her adversaries via long distance internet pop shots

.....yeah he just sits in his mom's basement all day being a cyber sniper.

by HOOKER328 May 24, 2016

Meth freckles

The numerous unsightly sores covering the face of a methamphetamine user.

Hey Becky what are all those scabs on Cimdy's face? Oh those are her meth freckles.

by HOOKER328 September 23, 2016