ditch candy 

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.

Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.

ditch candy by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010

Ditch-uation 

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.

Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"

Ditch-uation by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011

Ditch Lickers 

Someone (usually female) who performs cuntilingus on another female.

those two lesbians theyre ditch lickers

Ditch Lickers by adhfisadhnoapsdn; February 14, 2012

ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.

Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.

ditch diving by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013

ditch bison

A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.

Damn, that broads a total ditch bison

ditch bison by Detwaa9 March 16, 2014

Ditch Pig 

Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx

That Girl is a straight up ditch pig

I don't think that ditch pig knows how bad she looks

Ditch Pig by Crashbaby8714 December 24, 2014

Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

Ditch Coat by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016