sam gurking pusy hole allways chats online but not in person he got beat up and is scaired of girls once a fat boy put him up against a wall
Gurking tower he likes throwing temper tantrums
bent little lad cant fight whiter than snow
Gurking tower he likes throwing temper tantrums
bent little lad cant fight whiter than snow
by segurk November 29, 2019
Get the Sam durkin mug."Stop dorkin me man you know what I mean!"
"I tried to talk to her but she was dorkin like she don't know what's up."
"I tried to talk to her but she was dorkin like she don't know what's up."
by scrappys girl July 27, 2008
Get the dorkin mug.Related Words
Derkin
• derking
• derking off
• Derkin jihab
• Derping
• Derin
• Decking
• deakin
• dorking
• desking
The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.
These games include::
World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty
These games include::
World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty
Example.
guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"
guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."
guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"
guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"
guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."
guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"
by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009
Get the Dorking-Off mug.The act of a man throwing a desk at a man or woman,then making a hole by smashing his erection through the desk,and having sex with the person who was hit by the desk.
Mom:Jill!Why are you in a wheel chair?!
Girl:John desked me 5 times very roughly!I told him I hate desking!
Girl:John desked me 5 times very roughly!I told him I hate desking!
by Ruffman8890 December 25, 2013
Get the Desking mug.A kick-ass girl who you want to have on your side in a fight. She's hard to get to know but once you get to know her, you know it was totally worth the effort it took to get there.
by straiders February 3, 2010
Get the derrin mug.by amca December 24, 2008
Get the deckin mug.Every extra moment you get, you find yourself...not texting, not calling someone, but simply surfing the web, changing settings, adding ringtones. This can usually consume several hours of ones day and does not seem to have an end point, you too may be phone dorking. Your phone dorking may be nearing obsession if you also find loss of time, and the inability to hear others around you.
by EMPOWR February 4, 2010
Get the Phone Dorking mug.