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Cranberry Delight

The act of forcefully shoving a Cranberry into a women's anus. The next step is for the male to stick his penis in the anus, breaking the Cranberry and resulting in a "cranberryish" penis. The women then sucks on the cranberry tasting penis.
Open wide bitch, here comes a Cranberry Delight!!!
by JDizzleman March 21, 2007
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Shepherd's Delight

A form of preversion.

When a wily sheep dog catches a pervert breaking in and molesting its flock, it may decide to teach the offender a lesson by giving them a brutal doggy raping. The way they do this is by setting up a fake sheep with a mouse trap inside its fake anus. Obviously, the mouse trap catches the perv with his pants down leaving them open to a terrible raping. Which they then get. Doggy style.
"Come here sheepy. AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"

"Woof."

"Oh no!!!! Shepherd's delight!"

See preversions and prevert.
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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Latin Delight

When you and your mates buy a bundle of prostitues ,and you make them spit on all of your dicks untill its dripping wet. Then you take some sauce (prego wuld be nice) and pour it into their pussy`s.(make sure its not spicy)

then one of ya mates cumms on a girls face making a swirly mustace on her upper lip. then yall take turns doin the dirty,then make the girls squirt out the cum sauce. break out the chips, case you got yourself a mighty fine LATIN DELIGHT. :)
you better shut your hole before i make you eat my latin delight.
by UBERrubs88 June 18, 2009
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Afternoon Delight

A brand of marijuana favored by Uncle Oscar from Arrested Development.
Michael: Maybe give her a little... Afternoon delight.
Oscar: The only question is, which way do I try to get it into her?
Michael: I don't want to know the details!
by lackofmops September 25, 2014
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Turkmen delight

Like the Turkish Delight (aka lokum) but from Turkmenistan. Many Soviets and Turks enjoy it. The taste is somewhat similar to Dr. Pepper, so if you like Dr. Pepper, you will like Turkmen delight. However, if you expect it to be like a Turkmen version of Turkish delight, then prepare to be disappointed.
Turkmen person: Have you tried our fabulous Turkmen delight?
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!

Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!
by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014
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Double Delight

(weird sex) (scat)

When a man ejaculates and has a poo at the same time.

It is scientifically proven that passing faeces is pleasurable, imagine intensifying that a hundred fold by spumming your muck at the exact same second in time.
took that bird into the nightclub bog for a blow job, I was sat on the bog while she sucked me off, I was so pished that I actually pood myself as I came. It was a eureka moment, like discovering gravity. Once you have a Double Delight , normal sex will never quite be the same...
by Dirk Diggler 44 September 18, 2018
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midnight delight

The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.

Related: Afternoon delight
John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.
by TERRORMOTO June 3, 2017
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