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Deez Mama

The most funny haha in the world.
It is so funny LOL
It is completly mindblowingly funny
made on July 27, 2021
Deez Mama... Why aren't you laughing
by Deez Mama July 27, 2021
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Deez Theorum

The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?

Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.

Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
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not fkn deez

not fkn meaning like “surely not”

Deez meaning ass in Arabic
“Omg that girl is a babe

“Not fkn deez
by Bob182758 March 26, 2019
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Deez Nutz

It must have been a big thing for a LONG time because my dad said that he hear kids saying it at his school- (he's 60-)

It means your dick-
Person 1 : DEEZ NUTZ

Person 2 : THAT MEANS DICKKK

Teacher : UHHH.... UHHH! UHHH!!!~~~~~
by SMACC MY ASS LIKE A DRUM AAHH January 23, 2022
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Deez Nutz

Joshua: Hey man! Are you leaving ? 😞💔💔
Lynda: Leaving what?.. 🤣😂🙌😎😉
Joshua: LEAVING DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH !!!!!!! AH GOTEEEE 😊😍😒✌😞💔🤣😂😂🙌😉😎
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deez nuts

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.
Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhh…yeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.
by urmomsbussy July 18, 2021
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Deez Nuts

When Your Friend asks you deez, say deez nuts, i sort of type of meme used to identify male's genitals lmao idk why but nvm.
If you didnt knew
Ben: Say Deez
Arnold: Deez..
Ben: DEEZ NUTS HA

Now you know so
Ben: Say Deez
Arnold : DEEZ NUTS SUCKER
by Ligondeez June 29, 2021
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