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Dean Blandino

-noun
A homeless man's penis, usually when exposed in public. Often used disparagingly.
Luke - Don't look over there by those columns! That homeless man just pulled out his Dean Blandino and he's jamming a needle in it!

Mike - Man that's the biggest Blandino I've seen this week, even with that 5 inches of bush.
by stopcalling October 12, 2022
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Dean Adam Sandler

What would even make you want to look this up you absolute degenerate of a human being
This is literally just a funny name
by AwesomeC08 January 17, 2023
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Deanod

To present the illusion that everything is under control and sorted however, with closer investigation it is established the actual state of affairs is in total disarray and disheveled.
How did Jack go with that big job?

It looked like it was done really well until the boss did a little digging. Turns out Jack absolutely ‘deanod’ it. The boss wasn’t happy.
by Witchlocator May 5, 2023
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El Dean

To preform the act of "El deaned" you must first find a nice but single female who's on vacation by herself the proceed to drink excess amounts of tequila to the point where she allows you to fingerbanged her in a star wars while your friends pose for pictures during the act
Dam girl you got El deaned last night
by storm trooper April 26, 2014
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megan dean

A skank who thinks she's the heir to the Jimmy Dean Sausage Fortune and she wants to sorely disappoint him. The sausage she's getting is from a dirty redneck truck driver
At the truck stop "Hey man, look over there, who is that slut all dressed up, oh that's just Megan Dean, dumb ass thinks she's related to Jimmy Dean and wants to teach him a lesson." "I bet you 10 dollars I'll have her in the back of my truck in 10 minutes". Hell no I ain't takin that bet.
by MattyMattTheIceCreamMan October 1, 2018
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DickHead Dean

A DickHead Dean is a druggy who walks around asking male’s for their dick. He is a male homosexual.
Oh look, it’s a DickHead Dean.
by WillyWapper November 14, 2019
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Niall Dean

Niall dean is a sexy immortal communist who shreks peasants with his almighty gold like abilities. He is incredibly sexy most women go blind if they stare at him, but he still obeys the bro code and has a mansion the size of Germany.
Omg I'm blinded by Niall Dean's sexy body.
by Miata of wisdom May 8, 2022
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