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pone deaf

Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"

The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.
Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.
by jaypce December 10, 2010
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deaf aid

deaf aid is a bluetooth device which looks just like a hearing aid
look at the size of that deaf aid that bloke is using
by tru trix December 9, 2008
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Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.
Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!
by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010
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Stream Deaf

When you are taking a piss while simultaneously attempting to carry on a conversation with someone outside the general vicinity of the bathroom and the noise of your urinary stream making contact with the toilet water muffles the noise of the out-of-bathroom correspondent's dialogue.
Man taking piss's friend - "Hey Mike, get out here. This football game is turning into a real barn burner."

Man taking piss - "I'm stream deaf bro! I cant hear you!"
by BK347 October 29, 2010
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national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021
*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day
by urmumisagrandpa November 29, 2021
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