Dan

Dan is very handsome and nice
All the people love him he is very funny
All the girls love him and want to be with him.
But he is a “f*** boy “ because al the girls want him and he don’t know what to do

Girl 1: Omg Dan is so perfect

Girl 2: yes I’m in love with him
Girl 3: you two don’t have any chance with him

Girl 1: oh shut up he loves me
!!Girl 2: no he said he love me

by Ninja fortnite June 1, 2018

Dan

The most unlikely to recognize that he is a liberal.

Dan: I am not a liberal.
Everyone else: You definetly are.

by Jeptha June 16, 2018

Dan

Bad motherfucker

I got beat up by a dan

by Uuyt June 15, 2018

Dan

Dan is someone who Youngbin loves a lot, even more than lotte (but less than ciara)

An actual ray of sunshine, but can be a cunt, but that's A-ok

Hourly reminder that I love Dan no homo though

by Roseiv4 June 24, 2018

Dan

verb. to Dan someone. i.e to cut off the tip of someone's dick, giving the impression that they have a smaller penis than before. This is done to imitate the Dan, also known as the man with a 0.5mm penis

Jake: Dude, Alexander pissed me off, so I just Dan'd him
Carl: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Alexander: *Screaming* I BECAME DAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by GEneralfIGs March 15, 2018

Dan

Caring guy but very small penis and odd voice but good company

Hey Dan

by Rjdbaksk October 19, 2018

Dan

Kinda shy but has a good group of friends. he believes in the drama, which caused him to become congested and confused with his inner thoughts. He believed what he wanted. I missed the old Dan. He took a heart with him.

Mel : I wish for the old dan to return.

Mike : I think he is gone. A new Dan has taken his place.

by Owell1 November 4, 2018