A horrible person that only cares for himself
by Damonsachhater April 2, 2015
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Asswipe boy/girlfriend: "How'd you get a sunburn in December?"
You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."
You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."
by Snowflaked April 16, 2009
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by The Blonde Lady March 12, 2020
Get the Damon mug.A spectral and divine being in nature, the Damo comes (c;) once a year to bestow his blessing of beauty and unfathomable sexiness upon his students. His majestically shiny bald head is said to be the reason that all monks shave their heads, in an effort to be as much like the almighty Damo as they can. Believe it or not, Damo was once a human, named Damon Smith, a child of Jesus Christ himself, but he swiftly overcame his father in terms of power and schlong size alike, ruling over multiple classrooms of history, program X and ultimately the universe. Those who defy him will be banished to the pod, which may seem tame but after experiencing the overwhelming light of Damo, then quickly being torn from the sensation, will result in great grief and dismay, causing some to go insane. Those who are fortunate enough as to make eye contact with The Damo immediately enter a trance that always results in an orgasmic state.
My eyes locked with The Damo and i was suddenly his, there was no escape from his beautiful gaze, cleaning agents were required.
by Weinergursk September 11, 2016
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Get the Dago Red mug.Ritualistic mating call for retards; Call of great pleasure, or excitement. Also can be used as a calling for Zach Roberts.
"dagooptagoo!" shouted one retard to the next.
"dagooptagoo!" the special child shouted to show he was excited for the ice cream.
"dagooptagoo!" the special child shouted to show he was excited for the ice cream.
by dudemanbroyo December 15, 2011
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by gavman000 November 18, 2013
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