This is really just a high 5. The exception is that it can only done by emo kids. In order to qualify as a cry five, the wrist MUST be covered with an elastoplast, and it must be clearly visible for the top clap.
Extra points are awarded if the cuts are really deep and your hand actually flips backwards, so you have to plaster it back on again - Cry Five baby!
Extra points are awarded if the cuts are really deep and your hand actually flips backwards, so you have to plaster it back on again - Cry Five baby!
by OnyxxOr March 21, 2008
Get the cry fivemug. When a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.
To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.
When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.
To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.
When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.
Jonh: Dave, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in days.
Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.
John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)
Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.
John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)
by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011
Get the penis to cry onmug. a person who whines cries and throws a fit over silly bullshit. Someone who whines just to whine and argues just to argue. A silly bitch.
by juiz January 16, 2008
Get the cry babymug. by TimTamTum December 23, 2010
Get the die and crymug. by Sunflowr December 8, 2018
Get the cry togethermug. An extremely low temperature that, when you are exposed to it, makes you actually feel like bursting into tears.
by Natacia Noel December 22, 2008
Get the cry coldmug. by longgonearethedays December 8, 2015
Get the cry slutmug.