when you drink so much that you start "crunken" forgetting what happened, what you did, what you saw.
drinking to the point of utter stupidity.
drinking to the point of utter stupidity.
mark: saturday night guys, my place, beer pong, lets get crunken drunk.
devon: yeah sounds good. fuck the sac next week.
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tushar: did you guys see me last night? i cant remember anything i was so crunken drunk. i woke up with shaveen, fuck im so stupid.
kieran: bahahahah what a bitch.
devon: yeah sounds good. fuck the sac next week.
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tushar: did you guys see me last night? i cant remember anything i was so crunken drunk. i woke up with shaveen, fuck im so stupid.
kieran: bahahahah what a bitch.
by jesex cardaboner May 14, 2009
Get the crunken drunk mug.noun. A sexual act involving the tasting and consumption of hardened feces in and around the anus. One partner takes a shit and refrains from wiping, causing the drying and hardening of the feces. Once the shit is crunchy, the other partner proceeds to toss the salad.
verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.
Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".
verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.
Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".
Last night I took a massive dump and forgot to wipe. After watching Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, I was ready to receive a brownie crunch.
I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.
I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.
by tptapt October 6, 2011
Get the Brownie Crunch mug.The more hip term for the drunk dial. It is the act of becoming crunked, then proceding to "dial" people in your inebriated state. Leads to hysterically funny phone conversations, possible emotional outbursts, and general annoyance for the person receiving the crunk dial.
"Ahh man, I'm so crunked right now!! Time for some crunk dialing. I'm calling that bitch Katy and seeing if I can get me some poontang!"
by Ross Sargent December 4, 2005
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consists of chocolate with bits of almond and crispies. A smooth and reasonably good quality chocolate with a fudge-like texture. Also referred to as "Crunky Walking Bar", whatever that means.
consists of chocolate with bits of almond and crispies. A smooth and reasonably good quality chocolate with a fudge-like texture. Also referred to as "Crunky Walking Bar", whatever that means.
At the Oriental Cultural Center in Tempe you can buy all sorts of weird Japanese cany like Ramune Candy, Pocky, Bean Curd Balls, and Crunky.
by shovell July 20, 2006
Get the Crunky mug.The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.
Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.
by MattJanda September 8, 2010
Get the crunch berry poop mug.Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.
by circushead September 29, 2006
Get the cripsy crunch mug.A super-sweet dig. Otherwise known as a infectious and rockin tune. A song that can be enjoyed by all hippy-liberal douches.
"I can't wait to see the look on those eikman's faces when they hear this Crunchy Groove ...oh my god, this song is soooo crunchy."
by Divad Remier March 6, 2008
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