Criminal pumpkin

Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).

You are such a criminal pumpkin!

by jd doe77 April 2, 2011

cruminal

A person who eats toast in bed and leaves crumbs in the bed without owning up.

There has been a cruminal in the bed

by the cruminal May 30, 2017

criminal chic

When a wealthy lonley person covered in tattoos and has gold teeth who intentionally catfish shallow men or women

I'm attracted to him he is criminal chic

by The Cornish Yorkies August 2, 2017

Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018

Criminal mollycoddling

A trend where criminals turn more and more into their mothers each and every day, especially the males.

Criminal mollycoddling has turned the penguin into the parakeet.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Criminal

what you should call yourself after saying "frick" on that christian roblox server

you criminal! you're getting a 4 year ban after saying "heck"!

by go commit not feeling so well September 29, 2018

Criminal

A nickname for the person with a last name of crimmins. They are very smart but are very good at predicting things based of what they see. They often predict relationships of people together.

So if u have anything to hide u should be aware that a criminal will find it.

E.g. 1. mate I reckon Jacob over there has a crush on Suzan.
Eg. 2. Jake and sally will be in a relationship for sure mate.
E.g. 3. Nathan and Rebecca r bound to be Together when they’re older

Beware of a criminal they will find everything

by Doorfrog March 5, 2019