crispy benjamin

In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.

Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.

Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.

Waiter: This may take a while!

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

crispy

When the video quality is just too damn good.

That new "insert famous tech YouTuber here" video was crispy as hell!

Dude, this shot is so cripsy!

#TeamCrispy

by So Chill November 22, 2015

Crispy

The state of a high that is mellow and relaxed, prior to being “baked” or “stoned”.

I’m not high, just a little crispy.

by Yung MacGyver July 30, 2019

Crispy

A mischievous yet popular 15 year old australian incel who secretly griefs minecraft houses.

He also happens to be a mommys boy and always sleep between 10-11pm.

He attracts random girls for some reason.

Girl: "Is that Crispy? Omg he's so hot I want to marry him"
Girl 2: "I totally want him to grief me"

by Dancingpissbaby May 11, 2020

Crispy Slides

A slide deck presentation, often made in power point, that is so sharp and fire it becomes crispy.

These crispy slides really impressed the client, I think we are going to get the engagement

by MurrayHillFinanceBro92 November 15, 2021

One Crispy Boi

Literally the hottest fucking man in the multiverse alright? This man is sexy as fucking hell and the best goddamn soldier ever seen. He is able to literally kill a thot with one message only consisting of five words or less. He is the Legendary thot slayer that will end the furry war within a single thought.

One Crispy Boi is so fucking hot I'm getting wet just thinking about him.

by The Legendary Thot Destroyer November 23, 2018

crispy

cool, hott, & sexy
everything YOU want to be

sarah is damn crispy

by sarah kohlaaa September 17, 2007