by rayyychell March 14, 2009
Get the eat a crayon photographymug. Girl: Is that a weed
Guy: No this is a crayon
Girl: I'm calling the police
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency
Guy: *visible confusion*
Guy: No this is a crayon
Girl: I'm calling the police
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency
Guy: *visible confusion*
by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019
Get the Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the policemug. I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
Get the Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebramug. by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
Get the crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window lickermug. A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
Get the Crayon Crewmug. 
An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner
by Donald P. September 26, 2025
Get the Brown Crayonmug.