Cain

Responsible for killing twenty five percent of the early world's population. Killed a larger percent of the human population than any disease or war in human history.

Cain knew three people. He killed one of them. If you knew Cain, you had a seventy five percent chance of survival.

by 44294 June 23, 2010

Chain Letter

forwarded e-mail which threatens to ruin yor sex life unless you send it to 20 people within 5 minutes of receiving it.

OMG guys, Jesus wrote this chain letter 2000 years ago despite the fact of not having a computer and if you dont send it to 80 friends within the next hour in order to save a starving ugandan orphan with syphilis he will zap your testicles off!

by Aden December 11, 2003

Carin

An amazingly cute, super quick-witted, smart and sassy take charge girl who knows what she wants and how to get it. Quick with one-liners and sarcasm, and equipped with killer dimples, a perfect smile and blue eyes, every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to marry her. She's pretty much the coolest chick that ever was, if you know her you should consider yourself lucky.

Guy #1: "Man - Carin is like the funniest girl I've ever met!"
Guy #2: "I know - she's a cutie patootie."

Girl #1: "I wish I could be Carin's bestie."
Girl #2: "Whatever beyotch, I saw her first - she's MY bestie!"

by C to the C Smitty February 4, 2010

Chain text bitch

something you become when someone asks for your phone number and never texts you to talk, only to send you those stupid chain text messages.

(chain texter):"FWD: FWD: send this to ten people in the next 10 minutes or you will never fall in love again."

(text receiver): "stop sending me those texts! im not your chain text bitch!!"

by MRTyty555 January 18, 2010

Cainunism

Noun:

1. A political theory derived from Herman Cain, advocating the ideas of state permitted gun bans, corporatism, Keynesianism, new taxation, collectivism, and ever increasing taxation. People following this political theory are often deaf-blind-mutes incapable of hearing, seeing, or communicating once they become indoctrinated.

Cainunism is great,the government takes all my money and in return they monitor everything I do and throw me in prison when i don't agree with them. Utopia it is.

by ComradeCain October 10, 2011

Chain Reaction

The effect of one thing happening, only for other things, usually negative, to happen because of it.

Person 1: The baby woke up last night, so I lost sleep, so I was less productive, so I didn't get my project done, so my grade is shit, so I can't go to the concert tonight.
Person 2: Aw shit, you got hit by a Chain Reaction.

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Chain Dangle

Chain dangle- the view of a person with a chain while they are having sexual intercourse with you

I want to see your chain dangle over me while we knock boots.

by Turtlesdude February 16, 2020