crack-in-a-can 

Energy drinks that are loaded up with so much shit, it's basically a legal liquid form of speed.

I looovvee Red Bull. It's like crack-in-a-can.

crack-in-a-can by DarkNova April 15, 2002

cranking the hog 

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

cranking the hog by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

BRING OUT THE CRACKEN

The most epic line ever! In which cracken means a huge, man-eating octopus. Used in Pirates of the Caribbean, Clash of the Titans, etc. Can also be used in moments of silence to be later turned into moments of awkward silence.

*silence*
Boy: BRING OUT THE CRACKEN!!!

* awkward silence*

BRING OUT THE CRACKEN by MelloxHart March 21, 2010

cracking one off 

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.

"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"

cracking one off by Olly J February 6, 2005

cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)

Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

cracking a cold one by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017

Crack in the air 

the most amazing way to get hi without actually using crack! it floats thru the air harmlessly until u need to b happy. Known dealers include COCO CC and $VZ5$

pringles: omg im soo happy today! i found Crack in the Air
rc and vz: ahh u have to share that stuffs with us. We didnt know it was floating around today!
pringles: nah coco cc gave me some!

Crack in the air by robotchicken January 31, 2010

Crackie

Crackie noun \ˈkrakee\

1. A Crackhead; but one that is So far from reality that it's FUNNY.

2. A weirdo that is addicted to Crack or Crystal Meth.

3. A person that does Weid Crack-head-like things and/or ACTS like a "chickenhead" or Crackhead.

"Hey, Crackie, can I get directions to the Crack house, please?"

or...

"Man! I didn't know there were so many Crackies in this neighborhood! "

Crackie by JoeBloh July 24, 2014