cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

by daredevil99 March 13, 2010

Cooter Pooter

(n) a cooter is a kitty cat (pussy)

(n) a pooter is flatulence (fart)

Thus a cooter pooter is a flatulent cat or could also be known as a pussy fart.

You are such a cooter pooter!

by Shittle Bits December 6, 2018

Cooter tickler

another name for chin whiskers or a poets beard

look how good this cooter tickler looks

by aphilia July 6, 2009

Cooter Chum

N: The blood stain left after having period (menstrual) sex

How disgusting, she left a cooter chum stain on the pool table at the party last night!

by OfGreatQuality July 9, 2011

Cooter Dookie

When a woman's labia is super enflamed and dark, resembling a shit inside of a vagina.

Oh my....that's one big cooter dookie...

by Cooter dookie June 16, 2013

Cooter dick

Trans female to male

That one has a cooter dick

by StrayCat222282 August 24, 2020

Cooter Fuzz

The left-over pubic hair at the bottom of the tub after a woman shaves her pussy bald.

I love when my old lady shaves her snatch bald, but she always leaves cooter fuzz in the tub.

by hotrod94 October 16, 2009