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Connoisseur

One who is a fan of Pierre Woodman Private Castings
As a connoisseur who has a great deal of knowledge about the fine arts and is an expert judge in matters of taste I know that when it comes to Porn, early Woodman is ANALogous to Picasso's "blue" period.

As any porn watcher of informed and discriminating taste or Connoisseur will attest to, when it comes to porn, early Woodman is not incomparable with the works of Shakespeare, Aristophanes, or his fellow countrymen Bergson or Rousseau.

As any oeANALophile and connoisseur of fine whines knows 9 out of 10 doctors recommended jerking it to Private Castings by Pierre Woodman.
by IQMendax April 16, 2011
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dirty connie

Where a girl is giving a guy, usually a complete random and possibly homeless, a blowjob whilst simultaneously eating a KFC drumstick, while ALSO squatting over a second, similarly vagrant person, and defecating all over them.
Hey Alex, let's head down to the old dirty bird, i hear there's a chick handing out Dirty Connie's like it's christmas!
by Plumpton DJ's April 4, 2019
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connlingus

stimulation of female vagina by lips, tongue during asexual intercourse to give fairsex orgasm
clitoris, vagina, connlingus, eating fussy, lovemaking
by rajendrawroter December 15, 2010
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dinner with connie

Someone farts in a social setting. This can be heard, smelled, or both. A fine way to draw red cheeks from the offending guest is to casually mention that someone has had dinner with Connie. Connie is a name associated with a person unwilling ever to admit that she ever farts.
A telltale noise goes off between someone's legs at a social gathering. "Well, it seems as someone's had dinner with Connie."
by umbrella January 4, 2005
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connie

a condom (word originating from the United Kingdom)
I was using a connie while I had sex with her.
by Lamborrari November 3, 2005
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connie chau

Noun: a cute and caring girl who cant stand to see her friends leave her.
i would be your friend, but your not a connie chau.
by FVHS bros February 26, 2005
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Connie

Connie is a shortened version of the name Constance. It is a name that is most commonly for females.
Austin: What's your name?
Connie: I'm Constance, but you can call me Connie.
by TheBlueHedgehog June 14, 2016
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