Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

Durwood Clapper

The hottest character from the flop 2013 game My Muppets Show.

"Dude, Durwood Clapper is such a beautiful man"

by Gorno August 25, 2025

puccy clapper

best most khatic server in the whole work made by boba who is a clanker

I love Puccy Clapper

by floptok October 14, 2025

Telly Clapper

Someone who doesn’t go to their football teams matches, and instead claps at their TV at home or in the pub.

Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?

‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’

‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’

by BW_ January 7, 2026

like the clappers

Hummin' along

Darryl was driving his Swift he was going like the clappers
Good one Darryl 👍🏽

by Terry222 July 31, 2017

Kole is a big clapper

What you say to a person name Kole who claps big and has "the clap"

Kole is a big clapper.

by Therealdeffitionmaker123456789 October 15, 2018

British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back

Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you

by anonymous May 14, 2021