Concrete princess

CONCRETE PRINCESS - referring to the Daughter of the Concrete King Sir Marc Antoine the II.

T: Look here comes the concrete princess, she is radiating beauty.

R: She is stunning truly.

T and R: All hail King Marc !!!

by APiscesbitch October 1, 2021

to stick the concrete to the pole

To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.

Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)

Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."

by Thanatophagous July 20, 2010

Concrete Donkey

A Concrete Donkey is an erection or boner. Plain and Simple.

Devyn: "OMG, check out the set of tits over there!"
James: "Dude, she's giving me a concrete donkey!"

by Shwepper July 21, 2008

Concrete Footprint

When a man is having sex and you cover him in concrete,wait for it to set then there is a chisal in the womans cervix and the man has to pull it out with his cock and chisal his way out.

"Want to do a concrete footprint?" "It was a good concrete footprint we had last night." "lol concrete footprint lolololololol"

by Edward Elric May 23, 2012

concreature

A person who does concreting for a job, they are usually skinny and covered in sores due to the chemicals in cement. They look quite shabby in the mornings and are not well dressed always sunburnt, their diet consists of mainly Bongs and iced coffee.

Have a look at the concreatures over there

by Round eye November 12, 2020

Concrete rabbit

when your mam goes down into a rabbit hole and gets stuck. when she gets out she get the rabbit she caught and dips it into concrete. This is so the rabbit is hard. She then uses it as a dildo. Eventualy the concrete will crcack and a rabbit will jump out saying "oh muma mia" and "yowzers what an adventure"

once upon a ime YA MAM got a rabbit and dunked it into concrete so it was hard so its a concrete rabbit then shoved it up her flange. The rabbit came out of the concrete shouting "oh muma mia"

by jt2721 February 20, 2009

Concrete Blonde

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.

"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."

by trendelz August 13, 2012