Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".

Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"

by Robdar102 January 1, 2008

friend collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

Clit Commander

A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.

David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."

Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"

by MegaMilk January 21, 2015

Calylander

A group of Urban kids from the states of California & Maryland who are trend setters and Local Celebrities. They do many things to help the community but know how to have fun. They also attend Oakwood University.

Symbols: Red&White Strings.

Sayings: "Ok, Grrrreat!" & "Hollerr"

Bryon, Channon, Jade & Jasmine are Calylanders.

by Calylanders May 15, 2008

Commander Bunnypants

Lord of #mefi, defender of freedom, and champion of justice.

Commander Bunnypants saved the day, yet again!

by Not Me May 28, 2003

Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie May 13, 2005