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Here It Comes!

Phrase used when someone is about to release a bad fart/burp. Indicates to the people around said person that it's too late to escape the impending stench.
While sitting next to Matt on the bus he shouted "Here It Comes!" Then the dreaded smell of rotten eggs entered my olfactory.
by ghorg February 21, 2011
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Clemson

1.) Go north until you smell it, then west until you step in it.

2.) A gathering place for rednecks and rednecks who try to act like preppy fags.
1. Everyone check your shoes I think we've reached Clemson.

2. Doesn't that fine young Clemson boy look good in that Lacoste shirt, chinos, sperry's and chew in his mouth?
by Rockhardgamecock April 30, 2010
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Clemstrode

The act of your testicles swelling to the size of clementines/tangerines, only to have the skin peel away to reveal a sweet, orangy inside, excellent for baking.
Cheer up, you catch the clemstrode or something?

I was going to suck his dick, but realized he had caught the clemstrode.
by streetflash December 15, 2008
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comestibate

v. to perform a blowjob, to perform fellatio.

Etymology: Conflation of comestible, meaning something eaten, and masturbate.
Your mom comestibated me last night, but she didn't swallow.
by insert_name_here December 28, 2007
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Clems

Only the most amazing delicious awesome chicken place this side of Kentucky.
Located on the main drag of Newtown in Sydney, Australia.
This place is regularly talked about and hashtagged, especially on the Facebook page Newtown 2042.
It's so good that not even another chicken shop charging $5 for a burger, chips and a drink could even compete.
by wraith00 April 10, 2017
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Clemson Bama Fatigue

The condition of football fans getting tired of watching the same teams (Bama & Clemson play every year in the college football playoff. Also known as program envy. Particularly affects inferior football teams, fans, players and historically underachieving programs like the South Carolina Gamecocks.
I can't take it anymore! I have Clemson Bama fatigue again.
by Oculusprime January 5, 2019
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Comsads

A comrade that's sad.
-I try to help all my comsads remember that I care for them and that they are important.
by _trey_aka_becky_ January 6, 2019
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