Clops

A woman’s labia that contain such girth and such length as to obtain such distance from the pelvis that they clap along the ground with such vigor as to create the sound of a horse galloping heartily through the desert creating the classic “clippity-clop-clipity-clips” sound. The phrase began in 1873 as “the clippity-clops” when one Victorian gentleman would say to another “I received the syphilis from a woman with the clippity clops” and was abbreviated over time into “the clops” and later reduced to simply “clops”.

I tell you Burt, her clops were bouncing around like she had slinkies attached to her pubis.

by Jamyson Coraline Chribstopher August 25, 2021

Clopped

the top of the weed spectrum when defining the state of highness.

"bro am i high?" "bro your clopped" "ay yo what that mean?" "shit idk but your high aff"

by hitler_ofspace October 21, 2021

Clopper stopper

A tampon.

Christ, I've come on early - leg it to Tesco's and grab me some clopper stoppers, will you?

by Stubaccca November 23, 2021

Clopenhagen

It’s when you work a closing shift, followed by an opening shift the next day, and the opening shift is actually a double (so you stay from opening til closing on the second shift).

I’ll be dead on Monday if I survive my Clopenhagen this weekend.

by angrybartender May 11, 2022

Clopen

When you work a close shift and then an open shift.

I can't come out, I'm working a clopen.

by CamfromWiarton May 30, 2022

Clopsed

Bob Made I Word. Its Meaning Is To Have Such A Random Idea... That It Becomes A Thing. Liked I Made UP This Random Word. Oh And Make Sure To Leave A Like, So This Becomes A Word In Everyday Life.

The Creator Of The Word Clopsed

by TheReal_D4YW0RLD August 16, 2022

Clopp

Clopping means to chop off the dick of a person

I clopped him, he was being annoying

by Mr-h_69420 September 27, 2022