classic bitch

Like a normal bitch but extremely aware of her own bitchyness. Despite being aware she continues being a bitch but in a classy way

Most girls named Elizabeth are a classic bitch

by Tugjob June 29, 2017

clASSical conditioning

The conundrum that occurs when you get used to hooking up to a certain song, and then that song comes on the radio in the middle of the day, and you get a boner.

Danny: you ever heard a song that youve hooked up to, but youre not with a chick, but you get hard anyways?? That's like classical conditioning for your dick!!

Brian: What up Pavlov!!

by das jew March 27, 2011

Randomly classic

the act of something being so random and differnt, yet so original, any comments refering to it becomes a classic

Hey man, that was a sweet move you pulled on the dance floor, it was randomly classic

by John Baykey June 13, 2006

HJ Classic

When you receive a hand job. Many men say their first sexual encounter was getting a hand job when they were younger. When a man receives one while older and in a mature relationship, he is reminded of a classic memory.

Dude, I got an HJ Classic from Whitney last night!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

Classic Cole

The simple act of mucking without return.

Some may say this is an act of kindness and others may say it is an act of weakness.

"Dude what happened last night you were in the room for like an hour????" "She didn't give me anything in return....I...I think I pulled a Classic Cole"

by Swyler Anderson July 29, 2012

Classic Rock

Possibly the greatest genre of music of our time. Most influential and innovential music that makes every genre look completely helpless, rapping about having sex with some fat black bitch in an alley way. Classic Rock is a genre that is a mixture of awesome backround music and genious lyrics that takes true talent and a love for good music.

Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Kansas, Fleetwood Mac, America, Eric Clapton, The Cars, Lynard Skynard, Guns 'n' Roses, ZZ Top, etc....

by MissBarry February 8, 2005

classic rock

Music made before Women turned into bitches!

I dont think a classic rock song would be made for paris hilton, or any other stuck up bitch who has this " to hip for the room attitude"

by T. Nadeau July 31, 2008