O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.

At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.

I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.

Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!

by _-_-_->The Shit Master<-_-_-_ July 24, 2009

Crapperware

What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.

Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"

by Mbleh October 22, 2007

Mad Crapper

One who repeatedly craps in strategic locations that will attract attention to the situation of somone crapping somwhere other than in a toilet.

"they called him the mad crapper because his senior prank was crapping in the busy hallways when no one was around"

Janitor: "DAMN YOU MADD CRAPPER!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!

by smooth criminal July 22, 2008

Clapped

Something that is really ugly

Damn that girl is clapped! She need some milk

by UrbanStreetKid April 22, 2017

Clapped

An ugly girl/guy - so ugly he/she needs to be clapped (physically).

Me: "Did you see James making out with that girl?"
You: "Yeah, but she was clapped though!"

by chinese_model89 September 29, 2010

Clapped out shit box

The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!

That fuck boys truck sounds like a clapped out shit box!

by Grumpy old bastard January 12, 2019

Clopper

Cloppers are fans, who "fap" to the animated TV series My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic./Equestria Girls.
It doesn't matter if they "clop" directly to the series or to fan-made Rule 34 material of the show.

Jack: Hey! What are you doin'?

Alex: *Clopps* to a picture to Rainbow Dash*

Jack: You hate the show, but you are a Clopper...

by RandomWordsGuy May 26, 2016