Crooked

Something hood and ghetto. Often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. If you've ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the bass pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.

Person 1: Man, did you see that gangsta?

Person 2: Yeah, dude, he was real crooked.

by straight.up.g June 23, 2009

sam cooked

v. trans. To be shot...derived from the late r&b singer Sam Cook who was shot to death.

The drug dealer sam cooked the guy who wouldn't pay him.

by TheBoss51 February 9, 2006

Crooked Hillary

Any female who does not have the same beliefs as you. See Lyin' Ted

Dude, she believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! What a crooked hillary!

by Atwoodjer November 11, 2016

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

Cooked off my Rocker

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.

"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"

by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011

crooked cunt

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012

cooked spaghetti

The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.

Jim was not into Megan, he was cooked spaghetti.

by Danmaj April 21, 2014