Straight Chips

When something is completely bland, wack or boring

Carter: “Did you see that movie yesterday?”
Ryan: “Yeah bro it was straight chips”

by xxMidnightFlightxx August 13, 2019

V-Chip

A crazy chip the FCC is making a requirement for all TVs.

It would be wise to figure out how to gain control of your V-Chip before your parents do.

by Kyle112 October 5, 2007

V-Chip

Idiotic built-in thing on most new TVs for parents to facistly control what you can see on tv. Invented by lame overprotective soccer moms with too much time on their hands.

"Haha! I figured out how to unlock the V-Chip! I can watch MTV now!"

by nashville chik October 2, 2005

ritz chips

A very addicting snack. Made of baked ritz crackers and come in a variety of flavors.

I had to go to rehab for my Ritz Chips addiction.

by rapsux February 28, 2005

Mystery Chip!

A chip that has been licked and then put back in the packet

Matt: MYSTERY CHIP!
Brad: That's fucking gross

by BradPike February 21, 2009

bargaining chip

something meant to be used in negotiations

It was a poor excuse for a bargaining chip but not many were available.

by The Return of Light Joker May 28, 2012

chip fart

The smell that you encounter when you open a fresh bag of potato chips.

I opened that bag of Lay's potato chips and thought I had shit my pants, but it was only a chip fart.

by Chipfart December 22, 2008