Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

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by A_single_bean May 18, 2019

Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021

Eat the children

This is quite the political statement

I will drive 100 miles around Los Angeles just to Eat the children

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 25, 2021

Stxrm's Children

In Stxrm's Children everyone is racist AF bc he all hate black people and love to say NIGGER.

Stxrm's Children is the best

by JustCuci September 25, 2022

Snack that smiles back, children!

It’s purpose it to be funny

Snack that smiles back, children! Is meant to be funny and not harmful

by Pugglehuff12712869 November 7, 2021

Midnight Children

A book by Salman Rushdie, but also the definition of two sleep deficient kids who converse over the phone during the periods of 12am-3am for a variety of reasons.

Kid 1: Hey did you hear about those kids?
Kid 2: The ones that get like 4 hrs of sleep a night?
Kid 1: They look like they are midnight children...
Kid 2: Oh that explains it...

by Ms. U. Canadia June 22, 2011

childlove

A morally-neutral term to describe a romantic, emotional, and/or sexual attraction to children by adults. It has a similar meaning to pedophilia, but is intended not to share the clinical, psychiatric meaning or stigma of the word pedophilia.

There have been childlovers in all parts of history.

by Seth M. January 15, 2007