catholisthenics

The physical regime involved in attending catholic services.

I went to Franks wedding today, now I have to take a shower again from all the catholisthenics we had to do during the service.

by Dash8 August 13, 2006

A and P Catholic

Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday.

Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!

by Christina S April 30, 2006

Catholic Virgin

Refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in sexual acts other than vaginal penetration of a penis. Vaginal penetration of a penis is "sex" and therefore evil--so to maintain "virginity", Roman Catholic Virgins will engage in manual, oral, anal, or anything else that isn't vaginal. Personally, I think it's a sign of serious hypocrisy.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession."
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***

"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"

by The Ripper January 9, 2005

Catholic Camp

When one's friend goes away for a weekend and leaves you stranded with no hope drinking your sorrows away as s/he learns about God.

Oh gosh john went to catholic camp and I have no one to chill with.

by USS PussyDestroyer69 November 12, 2014

Catholic Frot

Rubbing fronts sensually, with one's pants on in order to maintain one's innocence.

Me and Daniel just had the sweetest hardest catholic frot on the sofa. We can go to church tomorrow with our heads held high.

by Assbandit123456 November 28, 2019

catholic funeral

Killing an an animal or person and then disposing of it poorly, such as dumping it over a hill.

I told the kids their dog went to a farm, but I really gave it a catholic funeral.

by Choir Boy 38 April 24, 2020

Montini Catholic High School

a catholic school that isn’t even catholic, everyone is fake, kids smoke weed, get into fights and don’t care about no but themselves. Go Broncos

your fake, you must go to Montini Catholic High School

by wowsers April 11, 2019