carrot tree 

A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.

At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.

Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.

carrot tree by AcidClassical April 3, 2008

Carrot patch 

Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.

Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.

Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!

Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.

Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!

Carrot patch by Jairo Presto August 25, 2010

smart as a carrot 

A well-dressed individual. Sweet man, aye!!

Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!

smart as a carrot by schnizzle2 May 22, 2006

Slimy Carrot 

refers to a man's penis immediately after pulling out at the conclusion of sex with a female partner.

When she got up, my slimy carrot fell and stuck to my leg.

Slimy Carrot by Mr. Goodtimes August 30, 2009

Carrot Top 

1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried

Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!

Carrot Top by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003

Carroty 

Of to or pertaining to being corny, but not as corny.

Your essay isn't corny, it's... CARROTY!

Carroty by Greg Oconl May 26, 2008

Carrot Peelers 

where 2 vaginas rub a dick that has a boner and is vertical. The 2 girls rub their vagina each side of the dick.

Man 1: wanna carrot peelers
Woman 1 and 2: sure

Carrot Peelers by miss my niwwa911 March 17, 2019