caroling danker

A hipster with a bad attitude problem during christmas. Also known to the layman as a christmas dick, or a doobie smasher.

Bruh, check out that caroling danker, he's so ratchet in his light-up sweater and hipster onesie.

by The Horizontal Tango Jangler September 9, 2016

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Carol

The blackout drunk aunt at the christmas parties you always see but probably aren't allowed to talk to. You do it anyways because she's a funny drunk who has a lot of breakup stories thatt make you laugh.

Parent: stay away from your aunt carol okay timmy?
Timmy: yes mom!
Parent: walks away
Timmy: hi aunt carol! engages conversation

by KoolKidsKlubMember125 February 27, 2019

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Carol waters

Carol waters is a obese middle school teacher who a lot of kids hate but parents say she has the “heart of a old grandma” And she always looks like she’s sunburned

Carol waters is a bitch

by 00viporn00 December 23, 2022

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Carol Cousins

Carol Cousins is an amazingly beautiful woman. Her beautiful green eyes seem to look into your soul. Those green eyes change color based on her mood. At times they are so bright they look like panther eyes. She has a huge heart and would help anyone, even if it is just to listen. She is slow to anger but when you do make her angry beware. She will fight for her family, especially her children and grandchildren. Even though she is not very tall doesn’t mean she won’t get in your face over her family. Carol seems to collect teens and adults because they’re drawn to her. She has so much love to give. The man she falls in love with is the luckiest man alive. Her green eyes and red hair shows some of her fire, compassion, and love.

Carol Cousins is happy.

by BBS2024 February 3, 2024

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Carol

A depressed girl who thinks she has friends, prolly has 37 mental illnesses, and likes women

dont be a carol.

by ur mommys milky titty September 9, 2022

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Hot Carol

A 'Hot Carol' is the act of putting seran over the face and having a woman urinate on to it. If she can urinate with enough force to pierce the wrap, extra points are awarded and Carol will take the lucky lady out for fireball and Tabasco shots at the Colonie Lounge. Video evidence required.

She gave me the best Hot Carol in Buffalo! Straight through the plastic wrap to my uvula.

by Earthy Butt Berry September 8, 2022

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