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Carlos

Carlos the most amazing person I've ever met. He can charm his way out of any situation. Great actor beautiful body and mind. Gorgeous voice. Makes you feel like you're the only person in his world...
Carlos, the best boyfriend I've ever had.
by Pandorasblood February 28, 2016
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Carlos is usually a cool dude and gets a lotta girls but he doesn't want them he's gay
Aye look at Carlos he's pretty cool but he likes dick
by GNI-Gayniggasincorperated November 9, 2019
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Carlo

A sick fuck who shits dead dreams and eats infants for breakfast, a useless piece of shit who fakes knowledge.

But!

In reality, he's a government spy that sells knowledge to different syndicate organizations. A double agent, per say.

He'll eliminate all that comes in his way, making their deaths look like 'accidents' or from 'natural causes'. He's a whore, a mad-dog killer working for the highest bidder. If you thought Agent 47 was badass, wait 'til you see this motherfucker.
Ew, is that carlo? What's he doing here?

Whoa, dude. You don't just mess with a Carlo. They say that they're practically gods of death.
by The Blue Mamba January 10, 2018
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Carlos

(Noun) A abnormally large head.
Ex: "Hey look that guy has a Carlos"
by theswaggyc August 18, 2016
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A sexy male his soulmate is a Gia. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet he’s just amazing.
Gia: “you see that guy over there??”
Friend:”Carlos??”
His: “ yeah that’s my soulmate.”
by NumberoneCiashipper February 10, 2018
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Absolute fucking midget garbage fucker with small dick cant fuck a girl absolute faggot
Carlo is a faggot
by Loomies February 14, 2022
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When someone is annoying, stubborn, stupid, or insistent on creating a government and enforcing taxes upon his inferiors inside his own delusion
Don’t worry about him, he’s just being Carlos”
by Discakke October 24, 2019
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