Capcident

When you don't realize caps lock is on and send someone a message

Bob: HEY WHATS UP
Bob: Sorry, that was a capcident
Mary: It's okay!

by TheSmurfinator January 13, 2011

Caitiesailored

Known from the East Coast Pennsylvania to the mid-west Michigan, the term, "Caitiesailored", means to be absolutely and completely drunk. If you have ever caught yourself running around a tailgate ripping beer cans from strangers hands, disappearing to call your family to tell them you love them, or peeing in the middle of someones driveway, you are without a doubt, Caitiesailored.

"Let's get Caitiesailored" or "Holy fuck, I was so Caitiesailored last night"

by Belle137314 November 15, 2011

cantignora statusbaritis

The condition which prevents one from walking away from their computer because they cannot divert their attention from an active status bar.

My cantignora statusbaritis keeps me from getting anything else done while I'm downloading on my computer.

by tastic71 March 19, 2013

Cactipuss

When a girl hasn't shaved "down there" for a few days.

Dude, that chick had a total cactipuss and chafed my cheeks.

by Double-O-Ben December 19, 2014

Cactified

The result of a run in with a cactus.

She was cactified whilst stealing Indian wood.

by Corporate Jesus December 25, 2017

Caitieb2

A name for a girl who is very nice and pretty. Her funniness gets her a lot of friends. She’s smart and sometimes an imbecile. She would have lots of friends and miss them when she goes to a new school. She’s the kind of person who whines when she talks, but you get used to it.

Me: She’s so smart!
Friend: she’s a Caitieb2.

by Megamind ;) June 20, 2019

Cactipussy

A vagina with some stubble

That bitch wasn’t prepared to fuck. She had cactipussy.

by VacuumMonster November 11, 2019