punch_my_buttons

Superb friend and angelic warrior for good.

Whatever strife you're in, with punchy by your side all is well.

by warrior_femme November 16, 2003

burtonsville waterfall

When Larry from 1.0 is spotted walking in Burtonsville and someone makes a peepee on him.

Larry got drenched from the Burtonsville waterfall and he opened his mouth to catch the PeePee.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross October 28, 2020

Burtonsville Kings

A group of teens from Columbia that think they are super cool at Starbucks and generally obnoxious to all the baristas in town.

Did you hear about the Burtonsville Kings that came in this morning? They broke the toilet again.

by Laurelalld@y September 20, 2021

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Buttonsmasher

A 27 something guys who is not maried yet and plays video games more then touching himself.

why are you always in the closet being a buttonsmasher

by penuckle March 3, 2010

Burton

Really shit town in Derbyshire with more nonces that children so they have to fight to the death. Also Andy Firbank lives there so watch out

“Where do you live?” “Fookin burton mate just got done for following some kids innit”

by Ehugh November 7, 2018

burtosa

A guy who actually gets scared if you prank call him. He might call the police.

Don’t prank-call Will, he’s a burtosa.

by Auba March 25, 2019