bumper humper

1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them

2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing

1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."

2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."

by follow-my-arrow February 9, 2015

granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.

Justin is a granny bumper

by Osamabinladder July 28, 2017

Tunnel Bumper

Two or more women engaging in sexual activity with each other; Lesbians

I heard Sarah used to date women. They said she was quite the tunnel bumper.

by Grishkob September 4, 2017

cutie with a bumper

A gal that's pretty and has a round big butt

Jackie is such a cutie with a bumper...

by Yoncez February 27, 2017

bumper hunting

Hunting animals by running them down with a vehicle

While driving I spotted a Deer and decided to do a little bumper hunting.

by ThatsGottaHurt June 29, 2016

Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.

"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."

by sinna lol April 21, 2021

Bum bumper

Bum bumper is a word for a badass who is really loud and sometimes annoying but will stick up for you.

You’re a bum bumper

by Limbflowliesss May 8, 2021