bumfuzzled

Completely and utterly sexually exhausted. Originally meant 'confused,' but this is so much funnier.

"Please, honey, no more tonight. I'm bumfuzzled."

by DumbChipmunk June 1, 2004

Bumfie

A naked selfie taken for the explicit purpose of raising ones own flagging celebrity status via social media and acting as click bait to attract coverage in the gutter press.

"I used to be all about the selfie but my agent said I had moved from C to D list so now I'm sharing at least one Bumfie per day. Last week I made The Mail Online"

by FactDeJour May 27, 2016

bumfluff

It is someone so cute that they appear fluffy like a cute baby kitten.

You are my bumfluff. I want to take you home.
"Mommy, can I keep him/her?"

by BIGGEST BUMFLUFF July 6, 2012

Bumfruits

Another word for poo, or shit.

Fuckin hell man, Ive been holdin onto these bumfruits since Kansas City, can we pull over and let me do my bumfruits??

by Darky October 30, 2004

Queerbacious Bumfoolery

Used as a verb, it is to be involved in an act of Niggernum; retardedness, idiotic, stupid or just acting like a faggot. Sometimes can also be used in context with "Bitch-tits", but only as an exclamation. Created by Chaz Deakins in sixth grade.

Chris potter: Hey.

Chaz : fuck off, bitch-tits, we dont got time for your queerbacious bumfoolery!

by Meatyb December 11, 2013

Gods Bumfluff

The most powerfuls persons in the worlds exist fluff from his bumhole.

oh crap there that fluff up my bum coz ive ad a great crap down the crapper.
aargh!!!

by Liam Burfield December 1, 2003

Gods bumfluff

gods left ovetr Poo.
That feels like fluff or something soft but is worth more than us humans.

God poos...
left over poo falls off his ass and drifts away

by Liam Burfield December 2, 2003