velvet blimp

sex in the men's assholes

Do you want to get on my velvet blimp?

by Realrealshitbitch December 31, 2020

bulimia

The ability to read minds.

Jill: "I have bulimia."

Jack: "OMG ok I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 50...."

by rawrzroz September 29, 2009

academic bulimia

Noun: an approach employed for test taking in academic settings in which students memorize, often through cramming, answers to expected questions, then purge said answers on to a test, only to never again recall that information.

Teacher: Use this study guide to prepare for the essay test.
Students: Essay test? Can we just have a multiple guess test?
Teacher: No, I want you to actually learn this, academic bulimia won't help you here.

by Prof. Huhn December 8, 2010

bulimarexia

The symptoms of Bulimia and Anerexia Nervosa combined.
When someone starves themselves and regurgitates the nothingness inside their stomach

Bulimarexia is a disease silly

by Cortney Breann January 10, 2008

blimpey

getting fellated while taking a crap

I ate a 22 ounce steak and mom gave me a blimpey while it came out, well two things came out

by SuperGayHomo November 8, 2002

Blimp

A guy who does every and anything in his power to make you happy. He's ambitious, caring , considerate , determined, enthusiastic , funny , genuine , generous, humble, intelligent, kind, loving and everything you could ever dream of. He's supportive beyond belief. He cries with you . Then use his hands to wipe your tears. Makes you laugh then join in because your happiness is his. Destined to be true love . Every second spent with him is a memory that will last forever. He might be a bit difficult at times but he's worth it.

Jhevante is my blimp.

by iam_anonymous January 6, 2015

bulimarexic

someone with an eating disorder that consists of both bulimic and anorexic tendencies

She never eats at all, but she still makes herself puke, what a bulimarexic.

by skinny mini January 8, 2008