Breakfap

Similar to breakfast, Breakfap is the act of masturbating after a period of time where masturbating was not possible and/or appropriate. Such times include sleep and work/school.

After his double shift at Shaw's, James preferred a good breakfap to going out with his friends.

by TehCashew November 9, 2009

Breakin' Necks and Cashin' Checks

A phrase used to signify that a person is doing well and accomplishing a lot in his or her life.

Larry: "Hey Jeff how have you been after graduating high school?"

Jeff: "Im breakin' necks and cashin' checks man, I just got a full ride scholarship to college."

by Jonan2012 January 19, 2011

Breakfast of Champions

Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.

Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.

by EightBall July 30, 2018

mental breakdown

When somebody is overwhelmed with emotions, to the point where they go crazy

BBH had a mental breakdown after Skeppy annoyed him with "14" memes

by Some Buttcracker December 11, 2018

If he can't break bread he fake

If somebody doesn't look out for you like you look for them , they fake

If he can't break bread he fake, i had one more buck in my plate , it was me and bro and both of us got 50 cent cakes

by DarkoLitSsh August 28, 2021

breakfast taco

Breakfast taco is the female equivalent of morning wood, a woman who is ready and desiring of sex first thing in the morning.

Jill's breakfast taco went great with Tom's morning wood.

by ztiwokles November 2, 2009

breakfast ball

Mulligan or Breakfast ball. This is the practice of getting a “free hit” or “free swing”, which is also referred to as a “breakfast ball” when used during early morning rounds. It is against the rules and draws a penalty if used in competitive play.

“Hey Jimbo, the first ball you hit killed a small child, why don’t you take a breakfast ball “

by RicCage November 7, 2017